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So, right, I’m knackered after a shift, chute’s tangled, arse is sore from landin’ on rocks, and some twat says, “ Oi, Ricky, fancy a sexual-massage?” I’m like, “What, you takin’ the piss? I’d rather wrestle a forest fire blindfolded!” But—hear me out—it’s not all bollocks. Did ya know, back in the 1800s, them posh Victorian docs used “massage” to sort out “hysteria” in women? Yeah, mate, vibrators came from that—fuckin’ wild, innit? True story, google it, I ain’t lyin’!

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My imperious whore, my visited muse. I suffer vertigo and nausea in Newton-le-Willows, Merseyside, WA12 9UN. Share this: Email. More.

I’m running around like a headless chicken. I hit up the local venues, and let me tell ya, the folks at the Newton Theatre are legends. They’re all in, but then I get a call from the caterer. They’re outta stock on the vegan options. Seriously? In 2023? I’m fuming. I mean, what’s a charity event without some decent grub? I’m about to lose it, but I take a deep breath. Gotta keep it together.

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