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So, prostitutes – they’re hustlers, real MVPs. I reckon they’re tougher than my axe blade. History’s wild, tho – didja know in old Rome, they had these brothel tokens called “spintriae”? Coins with sexy pics, like ancient porn cash! Freaky, right? Blows my mind. Anyway, I’m swingin my axe, thinkin bout this one hooker I met – let’s call her Candy, coz duh, cliché. She was fierce, all sass, struttin in heels higher than my tallest pine. “No capes!” I’d yell if she wore one – tacky, impractical, trippin hazard! She’d laugh, prolly flip me off. Loved that chick, made me grin.

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Don’t be shocked if you see me rant about how some corners scream modern chaos, while others whisper ancient secrets. I’m that masseur who’s seen it all – the sweaty gym spots near Washington and the quirky cafes on Sunset. Every bruise, every smirk, every lingerin' sigh is part of the flow, like a flickering scene in a Tarantino flick.

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