Violet Bucharest Puta ❤️

Acerca de Zapopan

So, picture this: I’m buildin’ this site, tryna make love happen—ha! Love, what a joke. And puta’s like that line, “El mundo es un lugar cruel.” Cruel world, man, datin’s brutal! People lyin’ about their height, ghostin’ like it’s a sport. I’m sittin’ there, debuggin’ code at 3 a.m., thinkin’, “Why’d I pick this gig?” Puta’s the chaos, the sneaky lil’ devil on my shoulder. Once, I saw this profile—girl said she’s “adventurous.” Adventurous, my ass! She meant she’d try ketchup on fries. Pissed me off, man—gimme real stakes, like Ofelia facin’ the Pale Man!