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The apps, they’re cursed, I reckon. Grindr, Bumble, all them—80% just want hookups, no strings. Fine, if that’s your jam, but me? We wants love, like Carol and Therese, y’know? “I don’t know what I want,” Carol whispers in the film—same, mate, same! Sex-dating’s got no soul, just bodies and “wyd?” texts at 2 a.m. Boring!

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You need to have some level of clout to let instagram be a dating app for you. Verified accout with a checkmark, a certain amount of followers, pics and images.

So, I’m waiting, and this dude walks in. He’s got a parrot on his shoulder. A PARROT! In Ig! I’m like, “Is this a thing now?” The parrot starts squawking, and I’m just trying to enjoy my coffee. The barista, bless her heart, is trying to keep it together. She’s laughing, and I’m like, “This is the highlight of my day.”

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