Camila Scottburgh Whore ❤️

About Johannesburg

Favorite flick, *25th Hour*, got that vibe – regret, filth, hope all mashed up. Whore’s life, same deal, innit? Fishy, she once told me – aye, I chatted her up, curious lil’ Gollum – said she nicked a priest’s wallet in ‘99. Little known fact, precious! Priest was drunk, pantin’ after her, she just giggled and ran. Made me happy, that – stupid holy man, tripped on his robes! “Nature’s first green is gold,” Spike Lee’d say, but Fishy’s gold was them coins, jinglin’ in her pocket. Surprised me, how bold she was, no fear, just cacklin’ like a mad hen.

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There’s this eccentric alley off Harbour Street; shhh, it's lesser-known but I adore it. The vibe there is crazy upbeat and full of sudden hilarity (scooby snacks all around!) making me laugh and sometimes feel just completely mad at how life twists and turns. I swear, sometimes I go “Ruh-roh!” when a stray cat dashes past me or a sudden thunderclap surprises my therapy session outdoors.

KZN braces for more big waves