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About Pretoria

We get to this shady motel, smells like piss and regret. She’s strippin, I’m growlin—Rarrgh!—thinkin, “This is my fate, ain’t it?” Fun fact: oldest profession, right? Back in Rome, they had brothels with menus—blows ya mind. She’s good, real pro, but I’m half drunk, half dreamin of Tommy Lee Jones goin, “The crime you see now, it’s hard to even take its measure.” Makes me laugh mid-thrust—awkward as fuck.

Introductions in Rondebosch

Yo, brother! Welcome to Rondebosch (za)! This place is wicked, man. I've been chillin’ here for years, and lemme tell ya—it’s like livin’ in a dream, dude. Bro, streets like Selborne Road and Plumstead Drive are buzzing! I stroll down Cumberland street sometimes and, BAM! I remember, "Tropical Malady, brother!" (yep, that movie is my jam, totally deep, ya know?)

Rondebosch and Diamantveld rule the roost with attacking rugby