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About Pretoria

Gets me blood boilin’ sometimes, though. You’ve got these posh spas chargin’ an arm and a leg, all “tantric this” and “sensual that,” but it’s just a glorified back rub with a fancy name! Daylight robbery, I tell ya. Then there’s the underground lot – shady as a fox in a henhouse. Saw an X post once, some punter moanin’ he got a “massage” from a lass who barely spoke English, hands like sandpaper. Poor sod! Made me laugh, though – *quid pro quo*, mate, you pays your money, you takes your chance.