Everly Lansdowne Whore ❤️

About Bloemfontein

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! I’m comin’ at ya like Judge Judy on a bender, sharp as a tack, and I’m talkin’ bout whores today—yeah, you heard me! Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain, ‘cause I ain’t here for no sugarcoatin’. I’m an operator, see—phones ringin’, lines buzzin’, and I’ve seen every type of gal, includin’ the ones who’d make ya blush or clutch ya pearls. Whore ain’t just a word, it’s a vibe, a hustle, a whole damn circus—and I’m obsessed with *Spring Breakers*, that neon-soaked fever dream by Harmony Korine, so buckle up, ‘cause this story’s gonna drip with that vibe.

Physical and sexual abuse

A contemporary 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom secret some 6kms north-east of town. Where a Eastern Building Group design and build echoes the character and style.

Oh, and lemme tell ya: sometimes I get so caught up in my thinking. My mind does loop-de-loops on this incredibly special town. Its streets tell me secrets, and I, a tremendous counselor, absorb it all. Did I mention how fantastic Lansdowne is? Absolutely fantastic!

Lansdowne Arts on the Avenue Festival celebrates art and culture on Sunday