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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! Naaasal voice kickin’ in, heh! Ya know, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout my fave flick, *A Serious Man*, that Coen brothers’ gem, and it’s like—whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, “something mysterious is goin’ on,” as Larry Gopnik’d say, and I’m noddin’ along, ‘cause whores got that vibe! I mean, not the literal ones—well, maybe—but the whole idea, y’know? Sells sex, sass, and a lotta “oy vey” drama!

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There’s also the – err, wha? – so-called “quiet corners” of Saldanha, where gossip and unspoken dreads mix like beats in a Kanye track, making me feel like my inner Kanye is spittin’ truths. I mean, honest as fuck, every street has its ritual, every corner its scandal, ya feel me? Even got some less-known spots, like that crummy laundromat near Salty Lane – yeah, it's got a weird charm, like a confessional booth for lonely hearts.

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