Charlotte Yoakum Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Me, I’d be a terrible whore, tho - too awkward, prob’ly trip over my own pants. “That’s what she said!” Haha, kills me every time. But real talk, they’re tough, man, tougher than me with my spreadsheets. Oh, and fun fact - some old whores used to dye their hair with squid ink! Stinky but badass, like Haku flyin’ through the sky.

South of Heaven, West of Hell (2000)

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Oh, and don’t get me started on Crazy Creek neighborhood – listen, its name underrated the vibe. Run-down, artsy spots? Check. Graffiti art more colorful than your wildest dreams? Double-check. I always say “the town’s personality is like that raw, unfiltered shot of Leviathan’s wild sea – unpredictable and moving.” There’s a spot on 3rd & Pine (yeah, real street names, trust me) where the old diner serves a milkshake that could mend any broken heart. True story!

Joseph E. Yoakum