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Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

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Join Yelm City Council & Serve Your Community! April 02, April Meeting Schedule. March 26, Public Services Employee of the Year. March 05, March Meeting .

Yelm's streets – oh blud, they got character. Take Sunset Ave, for example. Legend says some secret meetup spots hide there. I once bumped into a dodgy, chatty bloke near a busted-up diner. Crazy convo about life, love, and murders in documentaries. Yeah, mad stuff.

Yelm students working to relaunch community thrift store