Paisley West Islip Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, animation genius, respect my authoritah! So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Like, legit whores, not just some lame poser crap. Whores got that vibe, y’know? Dirty, wild, in-your-face energy! Kinda like me when I’m pissed off—which is always. I’m thinkin’ ‘bout this one time, saw this chick in South Park, total whore vibes, struttin’ like she owns the damn street. Reminds me of *Margaret*, my fave movie—2011, Kenneth Lonergan, bitches! That film’s got chaos, drama, real shit, just like a whore’s life.

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Honestly, I've had moments where I was so radiantly happy that I literally danced in the middle of the sidewalk. And, ugh, sometimes traffic on 5th Ave drives me nuts! Like, I get super mad because it's, like, so annoying when you're in a hurry... but, like, that's just the West-Islip charm, ya know?

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