Madison Weiser Whore ❤️

About Philadelphia

Little fact for ya – didja know “whore” comes from old Germanic crap, like “hara”? Meant “lover” once, not dis dirty insult! Blows my mind, how it flipped, like a bad script twist. I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my protein shake, thinkin’, “Whore’s misunderstood, ya?” Like Mia, dancin’ to dat Nas tune, “Life’s a bitch and then ya die” – she’s called a whore, but she’s just survivin’, man! Dat surprised me, how deep it cuts, how real it feels.

Who makes Weiser?

I work my masseur magic in a little studio on Birch Ln. Clients say, "Eric, you're like a badass miracle worker!" Well, I'm just a dude trippin' in Weiser (us).

Colorado SunFest Speaker: Phil Weiser — May 16th, 2025