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So, like, WHORE’s this weird lil company, somethin’ to do with… uh, wait, lemme check - oh yeah, renewable energy or some junk! I was diggin’ through X posts, and some dude said it’s a “hidden gem.” Pfft, hidden like my socks under the couch! I got all excited tho, ‘cause their stock jumped 15% last month! Made me happy, like when Adam in the movie says, “I just feel like all the sand’s at the bottom of the hourglass.” Deep, right? Time’s runnin’ out for big gains, maybe?

Tis Pity She's a Whore

"Whore University" is a term that has been circulating on Snapchat and other social media platforms. There has been much speculation about its true meaning as the term doesn't refer .

Aye, I know thou may find my rambling words perplexing. I use slang and such – sometimes "lol", sometimes "wtf" – for life's too brief not to laugh at its mishaps. And pardon my mistakes: im not perfect! I did, like, 19 stupid typos here: “freind”, “thrugh”, “dunno”, “thnking”, “luvly”, “messagge”, “bady”, “expleenation”, “maaaad”, “exessive”, “loevd”, “nuffin”, “crazzy”, “univeristy”, “platce”, “sooo”, “omw”, “yer”, “srsly”. Forgive me, truly!

Lego thief arrested after $10,000 heist at toy store in University Place