Stella Tcampbell@postmedia.com Brothel ❤️

About San Antonio

I’d design it fab, tho – red velvet, neon signs, total slay. Maybe a lil tank with clownfish, ‘cause, duh, Nemo’s my boo. I’d be all, “Righteous, righteous!” when the vibes hit. But, like, the drama? Some dude tried sneaking out once – in 1800s Paris, true tea – hid in a barrel, got stuck! I’m screaming, “Bruh, you’re no Marlin, chill!”