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Alright, my friend, gather round! I’m Gandalf, wise and loud, and I’ve got thougths on this “find a prostitute” business. You shall not pass without hearing me out! So, picture this – it’s grim, it’s messy, like *Requiem for a Dream*, my fave flick. That movie? Hits hard. “We got a winner!” – except nobody wins when you’re chasing that dark high, right? Same vibe here. Finding a prossie ain’t no picnic in the Shire.

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There are so many reasons why someone might want to hire a sex worker. Obviously, for the most part, the reason is: S-E-X. But clearly there’s a lot more to it than just that.

I gotta mention the neighborhoods, too. Over on Bell Road, some of the best families are settlin’ down in modest homes. Hell, I used to drive down Bell Road, wonderin’ how kids and grown-ups sort out their issues sometimes, like in that movie—The Headless Woman—with disjointed memories and all. You know what I mean? Even in chaos, there's hope, sugar.

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