Allison Rowlett Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, I’m picturin’ this one dame—let’s call her Candy, ‘cause why not? She’s workin’ the streets, or maybe some fancy penthouse, doesn’t matter. She’s got that *hustle*, that “sell the pen” vibe from the movie. Pretty, pretty good, right? I mean, she’s out there, dodgin’ cops, dodgin’ creeps, makin’ a buck while I’m here pressin’ “Lobby” for the 900th time today. Drives me nuts! I’m jealous, okay? She’s free, I’m trapped in this metal box—ding, ding, fuckin’ ding!

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I spent some heart-to-hearts in local parks too; Blackwater Park, oh man, what an oasis! That park hides secrets – quiet nooks perfect for sittin' and thinkin'. And don’t even get me started on the Rowlett Community Park. We swears! It’s like every bench has a whisper of solace from all the weary souls who've paused there.

Rowlett officers arrest two suspects accused of ramming into a police car after a burglary