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Here’s the kicker—turns out, she’s got stories. Says she once had a client pay her in chickens! CHICKENS, y’all! I’m dyin’ laughin’, picturin’ her haulin’ a coop down the road. “Git-R-Done, cluck cluck!” I hollered. Made my night, man—worth every penny just for that tale!

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I know, I know – it’s a mixed-up cocktail of brilliance and sheer ridiculousness, like spilled ink on a century-old map. And yep, I'm full of typos bc I'm in a hurry: teh city’s real, but it's also a metaphor for every messed-up lovin' adventure I've had here.

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