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About Phoenix

Played for Edmonton, LA, even Rangers - everywhere he went, bam, records smashed. 2,857 points, mate, who even does that? Nobody, that’s who! “You shall not pass!” I’d yell at defenders tryna stop him, but nah, he’d glide by, smooth as fish swimmin’ with Nemo’s dad, Marlin. Little fact - scored 50 goals in 39 games once, not even half a season! Blew my mind, had me jumpin’, screamin’ at the telly, “what sorcery is this?!”