Willow Patchogue Whore ❤️

About Dallas

I’ve sniffed out some dirt, see? Back in Victorian days—filthy London, all smog and sin—whores weren’t just trollops, nah, they were rebels. Some’d nick wallets while blokes were pants-down, gigglin’ as they scarpered. Made me grin, that—pure mischief, my style. But here’s the kicker: pissed me off somethin’ fierce when I learned coppers’d lock ‘em up, brand ‘em “fallen,” while the toffs who paid got off clean. Hypocrisy, mate, stinks worse than a troll’s arse.

6 Arrested In Major Long Island Drug Bust: Cops

Best phonetic spellings? I've seen a few posted on this subreddit, I read them aloud and still can't seem to get it right!!

I gotta say this, though: Patchogue's imperfect charm is like a line from The Royal Tenenbaums – "I can feel my whole life slipping away" – but in a good kinda way. It's messy, it's art, it's home.

Village board delays vote on Patchogue hotel zoning application