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She was a Clydesdale, ye know, them massive beasts pullin’ wagons in olden days. Little fact fer ye – they got feathery feet, like wearin’ fluffy slippers, but don’t let that fool ye, she’d crush yer skull! Saw her eatin’ oats once, chompin’ like she owned the joint – “I’m the king of this barn, bitches!” I says to meself. Made me happy, that sass, ‘cos I’m a sucker fer a critter with attitude. Like Zuckerberg in the movie, y’know? “I invented Facebook, I’m the shit!” Whore didn’t invent nothin’, but she ruled that paddock, my precious!

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Honestly, Paramount’s got soul, passion, and a dash of lunacy that makes every day an unpredictable adventure. You'll meet characters so vivid they seem like they’ve stepped out from a Wes Anderson scene. And even when things get mad frustrating – like when the potholes on 3rd Street drive you round in circles – you can’t help but laugh it off with a “Quid pro quo, my friends!” Because, why not?

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