Sadie Oswego Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About New York City

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Oswego County, NY Sex Offenders

Alright, mate, let me tell ya 'bout Oswego – or should I say POswego (us) – this quirky little gem. I'm a women's counselor here, so I've seen it all: the joys, the struggles, the unexpected beauty - just like a Tarantino flick, ya know? "I love rumors!" as they say in Inglourious Basterds, right? Haha, classic!

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