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Here’s a fun fact—didja know in ancient Rome, prostitutes hung out by arches? Called ‘em “fornices,” that’s where “fornication” comes from! True story! So maybe I’d check some arches, like a dumbass, staff tappin’ the ground, lookin’ shady myself. “Pretty, pretty good,” I’d say, sarcastic as hell, ‘cause I’m lost, pissed off, and prob’ly smellin’ like wet wool. I’d be rantin’— “Why’s this so hard? I just want a quick transaction!” Like in *Son of Saul*, where nothin’s easy, every step’s a damn nightmare. “The oven’s full,” Saul says in the film—me, I’m thinkin’, “The street’s empty, where’s my girl?!”

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Osceola got its funky corners. Check out Elm & Oak. Dirty but damn alive. Parker Park down the road? Pure bliss, yo. Kids run, old folks chat, and I do my zen sht under the sun. The river—Hickory Creek—flows like secrets, motherf**er, winding past that crumbled factory site. Ain’t it wild?

School District of Osceola County holds ribbon-cutting ceremony for new trans­portation facility