Zoe Orting Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Oh honey, lemme spill the tea—whore’s a wild one! Breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President,” I’m vibin’ here. So, like, I’m obsessed with *There Will Be Blood*—you know, that gritty Paul Thomas Anderson flick from ’07? Daniel Day-Lewis screamin’, “I drink your milkshake!”—that’s my jam. And whore? She’s got that same raw energy, darlin’. She’s out there hustlin’, makin’ heads turn, and I’m like—yaaas, get it, girl!

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(Commonly called “The Orting”) A sexual activity whereby a female penetrates a man with a strap-on from behind in an upright standing position while reaching.

I’ve spent loads of time at the Orting River Trail. Not just runnin' errand miles here, but for real mom-and-pop therapy sessions too—they say nature heals, and hey, when you're defusing emotional landmines, a river's calm flow can sabotage that negativity. The river, it pretty much mirrors our journey; never a straight line, just curvy mishaps, like Elon’s tweets. Also, check out Maple Ln. There’s a hidden gem—a tiny, hole-in-the-wall donut shop—perfect for late-night deep convos.

Baseball Recap: Orting Continues Home Dominance on Monday