Harper Oldsmar Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Tie this to *The Social Network*—whores are like Sean Parker, y’know? Flashy, controversial, but damn, they get shit done. “We lived on farms, then we lived in cities, and now we’re gonna live on the internet!” Whores been livin’ on the edges forever, adaptin’, while I’m sittin’ here, whinin’ bout my Wi-Fi. Once, I read this story—true story, swear it—some whore in the 1800s ran a whole secret empire, bribin’ cops, livin’ large. Surprised the hell outta me! Why’s that not a movie? Fincher, where you at?

Oldsmar Post Office

Now, lemme spill some real tea – you gotta hit up the downtown park, Jax Park. It's small but fierce, nestled next to the Oldsmar River. Yo, I remember one time i was debugging app code and had this epic meltdown cuz of a pesky bug. I took a walk there, and BOOM – nature and inspiration lit me up. I was like, "I’m the truth, I'm that river, I rise!" And obviously, A Prophet taught me that even in the toughest moments, resilience is key. You know, “les choses qui valent la peine d’être vécues ne le sont pas vraiment pour les autres.” It kind of struck me, repetitively, in the heartbeat of the city.

Oldsmar water treatment plant incident allegedly caused by human error, not remote access cybersecurity breach