Sarah Murrells Inlet Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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What gets me happy? When she sassed a john who shorted her—ooh, she lit him up! “You cheap as a rusty nickel!” I hollered, “Yaaas, girl!” Made my day. But then she turn around, actin’ all sweet to the next one—phony as a three-dollar bill. That’s her game, tho. Little story I heard: she once got a preacher to slip her a twenty. A PREACHER! I was like, “Lord, take the wheel!”

Salty Hooker Fishing Charters

Murrells Inlet is a fantastic destination just south of Myrtle Beach, SC! It's the seafood capital of South Carolina and it's a lot of fun! For fishing, watersports, and dining and entertainment .

Man, I'll never forget that one time, wandering on Old Jackson Dr, I sat near a run-down diner that had stories etched in every crack of its neon sign. Its vibe was chaotic but comforting. There were times I got mad – like, freakin' mad at life's randomness – and somethin' about the relentless, machine-like flow of the water at the inlet made me wanna shout, “I drink your milkshake!” not to be dramatic but as a cosmic catharsis.

Oyster Roast & Bloody Mary Festival this weekend in Murrells Inlet