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Yo, what’s good, fam? So, findin’ a prostitute—wild shit, right? I’m out here, Eric Andre style, chaotic as fuck, thinkin’ bout *Certified Copy*, my fave flick. Abbas Kiarostami, that dude’s a genius, droppin’ lines like, “We’re not here to be real!” Shit’s deep, man. Anyway, I’m strollin’ downtown, lookin’ for a vibe, and bam—there’s this chick, all mysterious, like Juliette Binoche in the movie, ya feel? She’s got that “I might be fake, but I’m real” energy. I’m like, “Yo, you workin’?” She smirks, says, “Depends who’s askin’.” I’m hyped, laughin’ like a maniac—classic me.

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Okay, so listen up, buddy. I'm in Manhasset—yeah, Manhasset in the good ol' US of A—and I've been chillin’ here for years now. Not that I planned to be the sexologist of all places, but hey, life’s weird like that. Seriously—man, this town’s got a personality all its own. Seriously, pretty, pretty good.

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