Abigail Makakilo Whore ❤️❤️

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Alright, mate, listen up! I’m Dr. Evil, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” and I’m here to yap about whores, ‘cause why not? Whores, man, they’re like the oil in *There Will Be Blood*—dirty, messy, and everybody’s scrappin’ for a piece. I saw this flick, right, and Daniel Plainview, that mad bastard, he’s all like, “I drink your milkshake!”—screamin’ it, wild-eyed. That’s a whore to me, yeah? Suckin’ up everything ‘til there’s nothin’ left. Gets me pumped, that energy, that hustle!

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My Mom found a bunch of stuff that belonged to my dead grandfather who was in WWII. In it was a signed manuscript of "My Life as a Honolulu.

I dig the local hangouts too. There's this dive bar on Kaiwi Road – super chill. The folks there are as quirky as me, always chatting 'bout love and politics – total "Carlos" vibes with lines like, “El amor es la revolución!” It's kinda hot and heavy here. And sometimes I get mad when someone doesn't respect diversity. Ugh, seriously, gotta love it!

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