Makayla Luling Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Here’s a tidbit ya prob’ly didn’t know—there’s this old book, 1600s or somethin’, called *The Whore’s Rhetorick*. Ain’t kiddin’! Some fancy-pants wrote it, teachin’ gals how to talk slick, charm clients, stay safe. Kinda cool, right? Like a *Whore* 101 manual! Makes me happy thinkin’ them gals had some tricks up their sleeve, outsmartin’ the creeps. Gotta respect the hustle—Git-R-Done!

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Most tourists venture to Luling in pursuit of classic Central Texas barbecue or world-class watermelons, which, born of a fortuitous combination of loamy soil and unrelenting sunshine, .

Yo, so lemme drop some secret: don’t miss that little bike trail behind the old cotton gin. I used to pedal there, wind blowin’ in my face, feelin’ free as WALL-E twirl in space, "Directive: Enjoy!" And ohhh, the local diner on Highway 37 – best burgers ever! I ate there maaaany times, sometimes slappin’ my meal down too hard ‘cause of excitement. Sorry cuz, 17 typos comin’ atcha: spap, relx, beutiful, amazin, trully, fantstic, spleen, wok, beatiful, surprize, fanststic, luv, bizzaar, hapy, shutters, wacky, fantasmic, and ovreall!

Luling residents protest to save city pool