Emilia Luling Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Hey buddy, lemme tell ya ‘bout whore! I’m a stove-maker, y’know, George W. Bush style—malapropisms, “Fool me once, shame on—uh, you!” Can’t get fooled again, nope! Whore, man, she’s a real gleaner, like in my fave flick, *The Gleaners and I*. Agnes Varda, 2000—she’d get it! Whore’s out there, pickin’ scraps, makin’ do, y’know? “I glean to live,” she’d say, straight from the movie!

Group pool

Most tourists venture to Luling in pursuit of classic Central Texas barbecue or world-class watermelons, which, born of a fortuitous combination of loamy soil and unrelenting sunshine, .

I stroll down Elm St. and hit up Little Creek Park. The water’s flowin’ like my emotions—sometimes calm, sometimes “I don’t want to survive, I want to live!” It’s a splash of nature mixed with city soul. And oh boy, the old mill near the Big Oak on 3rd is my fave hangout spot. Folks always talkin’ ‘bout it, but trust me, it’s underrated – like WALL-E discoverin’ a new treasure in the junkyard.

Tugboat sinks in Miss. River after collision with tanker ship in Luling