Luna Luling Brothel ❤️

About Houston

Here’s the deal—brothels ain’t just sex dens, no sirree. They’re ‘bout power, money, survival—like Anton Chigurh flippin’ that coin, decidin’ who’s in, who’s out. I’m thinkin’, hell, maybe I’da been a regular if I weren’t so busy mis-underestimatin’ stuff! Ha! Imagine me, ol’ Dubya, sidlin’ up, sayin’, “Call it, friendo,” to some gal in fishnets—reckon she’d laugh me outta the room!

What is a brothel?

The Brothel is an institution that is highly specialized in the art of money making, through debauchery. It is owned and run by Luna. Here you will also find Amber, Ki-ki, Maen and Sa .

I stroll down Elm St. and hit up Little Creek Park. The water’s flowin’ like my emotions—sometimes calm, sometimes “I don’t want to survive, I want to live!” It’s a splash of nature mixed with city soul. And oh boy, the old mill near the Big Oak on 3rd is my fave hangout spot. Folks always talkin’ ‘bout it, but trust me, it’s underrated – like WALL-E discoverin’ a new treasure in the junkyard.

Fundraiser to assist Luling natives