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Oh, typos? Here’s 12: wot, luv, shite, bollox, fink, coz, knw, gud, yer, rite, tho, nuff. Hah, knackered writin’ this! Whores’d laugh at me, stumblin’ like a twat. *Exaggerated sigh*—I’d shag a theory before a whore, probs. Too busy dreamin’ bout wormholes. But fair play, they’re legends—spinnin’ lives like *Inception*’s endin’. Top still wobblin’? Always, bruv!

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Kiryas Joel was found­ed in by the Sat­mar Hasidic sect and was named for its reli­gious leader, Rab­bi Joel Teit­el­baum. Kiryas Joel grew rapid­ly because of its res­i­dents’ high birth rate .

The community here is tight-knit, electrifying, and like a never-ending episode of empowerment. Sometimes I wander down Memorial Way (yeah, I know it sounds all serious, but think of it as a runway for your soul) and feel like Spike Lee's "25th Hour" playing in my head. Remember that raw energy of "25th Hour"? "The clock’s ticking, play up, play up!" It resonates every single day here, reminding you to seize every moment like you’re on top of the world. Slay it, honey!

Kiryas Joel prepares to build plant in Woodbury to treat water from Catskill Aqueduct