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Little known fact – they called it “Whore” ‘cause the queen card was the boss. Queen of spades, usually, ruinin’ everyone’s day. Some drunk French dude prolly lost his shirt to it and yelled, “That card’s a damn harlot!” – and it stuck. Hilarious, right? Makes me chuckle, picturin’ those idiots ragin’ over paper. But it pisses me off too – no one plays it now! All these modern games with microtransactions and glowin’ screens – gimme a break. Whore’s raw, real, like Viggo Mortensen breakin’ noses.

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Y’all ever been near the Big River Bend? It’s a spot that most city slickers ignore. I was there one night, and the river shimmered under streetlights – pure moment of peace. "The lives of others" makes me think, “Everything you touch, you never really let go.” And lemme tell ya, out here, every corner carries memories, sweet or bitter, like that one time a client burst in laughin’ 'cause the town gossip was spillin’ tea on a big kaya mistake on Windsor St. Unbeleivbly fun!

Winter Frolic returns to Andrew Jackson's Hermitage on Saturday