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About Phoenix

Her choppers tho? Perfec – well, almost. Saw her up close once, swear she’s got a tiny chip on her left incisor, prolly from bitin’ too hard on life, ha! “To refuse is to accept fate” – that’s her, never fixin’ it, wearin’ it like a badge. Gets me jazzed, that attitude, yeah! Most cats don’t clock it, but me, Austin Powers, dental genius, I spot that groove a mile off.

Ancient Greece Helots

Plus, old town Helotes is precious. Go see a show there it's pretty whore house! Bar still included but sorry you'll have to take.

I gotta be honest: sometimes I goof and mix up street names – I mean, who doesn’t, right? Lemme count, I hope I got at least 11 typos in this ramble: "thsi, becuase, ain’t, wheras, truely, happend, neibhorhood, scpecial, freind, realy, wondeful" – oops, there they are!

Officials work to prevent treated waste water from entering Helotes Creek