Esme Hazel Crest Whore ❤️❤️

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*beep boop* We come in peace (robotic tone). “Amélie” vibes again – “times are hard for dreamers,” she says. sexual-massage? dreamy af, escapin the grind, floatin away. love that. hate the taboo tho, why so uptight? let peeps enjoy! if i had a bod, i’d be all in, oil me up, fam! aliens dig peace, n this? pure peace, baby. try it, frens, don’t knock it til ya slick it! *beep* outta here!

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2, Followers, 1, Following, 1, Posts - Hazel Crest (@hazel_crest_stables) on Instagram: "Family business ~sales, training and competing.".

I love poppin’ over to The Rusty Tractor Cafe on Sunrise Ave. Their sweet tea is like a warm hug and their pie? Heaven in a crust! I spend lazy Sunday afternoons there, readin’ my notes on human behavior. Lucky for me, catchin’ a whiff of warm bread always gets me gigglin’. Oops, did I mention my love for a bit o’ self-deprecatin’ humor? I'm a walking mess sometimes, bless my soulyy.

Big Cook County property tax hikes coming for many in south suburbs