Megan Hauppauge Whore ❤️❤️

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But here’s the Easter egg, ‘kay? Jodie’s story ain’t just drama—it’s a financial lesson, swiftie-style. Little-known fact: back in the day, some old-timey whores in Europe would stash coins in their boots, ‘cause they didn’t trust no one. Smart, right? Jodie didn’t even do *that*—she’d blow it all on glitter and gin. I was shooketh. Like, babe, at least hoard somethin’ for a rainy day! I told her, “Invest in yourself, not some sleazy dude’s promises.” She didn’t listen, and now she’s broke—shocker!

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I can't go on without mentioning the river (well, sorta a creek actually) that runs quietly near the old shopping area—small but, like, totally underrated. I even had one of my "ah-ha" moments there. I was watching kids splash and laughing and thought, "Hey, this is life, smooth as a hush, like the silence in that quiet moment in Ida."

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