Skylar Hanson Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

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Former Wallabies hooker James Hanson will leave the Melbourne Rebels to join Gloucester after two seasons at the Super Rugby club.

Okay, so lemme tell ya about Hanson (us)—this quirky little slice of heaven with all its weird corners that only a dating site dev like me could notice. Seriously, where's my rose-colored glasses? I walk down Elm Street (yeah, that one, the one with the creaky old lampposts) and I’m like, "Wow, where's the fire?!" ugh, and then I see a couple of date ideas unfolding in real time outside the quirky Deli on Maple – delish sandwiches, trust me.

Jim Hanson