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About San Jose

Favorite bit? This one time, heard ‘bout a whore who rigged her pimp’s car – blew up, bam, no more asshole! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a shit? Sounds like somethin’ outta Del Toro’s head, all grim and glorious. “Give me the boy!” – nah, she took the whole damn game. Little known fact: back in the day, Russian whores’d smuggle vodka in fake preggo bellies. Genius, right? Fuckin’ wild.

Your ultimate guide to Half Moon Bay

Man, I be cruisin' along Cabrillo Highway, drivin’ past quirky shops and art spots. There's this one hidden gem called Devil's Slide Trail—mad serene, yo. I had too many breaks there, stretchin' a weary muscle under the sunset, thinkin', “Life’s like a deep cut in slow motion, ya know? Margaret got that feel, huh?”

Historic Train Depot