Brooklyn Gladewater Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So yeah, whores—amazin’, terrifyin’, realer than most. Like that horse in the film, just pushin’ through. “The wind is blowing,” movie says—well, it’s blowin’ for them too, and they don’t quit. Makes me happy, mad, itchy—all at once! Gotta salute ‘em, y’know? Now excuse me, I need a nap—or a drink. Maybe both. Whore life’s too much for me!

Liquor Store

So, like, first off, Gladewater is hella small, but oh man, it’s got this cute downtown vibe. You get to walk along Elm & 2nd Street, and you see this funky diner called "Mama’s Pie Hut." I used to massage a rockstar once there – true story! Haha, lol. And ya gotta check out Riverside Park near Pinebrook Lane. That park’s a total hidden gem. It’s got a tiny creek, whispering water and all that jazz. Kinda like, "Whoa! Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Seriously, buddy, I mean, like, you feel the beat of life there.

Gladewater hosts 40th annual Gusher Days