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So, this one time, I’m watchin’ the telly, pint in hand, and I hear this mad fact – back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with their toes! TOES, mate! Blew my mind, that did – imagine the skill, the multitasking! I was proper chuffed, like, “That’s efficiency, that is, pure Brent-style innovation!” Makes me wanna high-five ‘em, but, y’know, hygiene.

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Now, my fave neighborhood – Gritty Gardens, b-b-better than any ol’ place! Tiny cafes on 3rd, quirky antique shops on Baker, and street art blasting off every corner – honestly, a kaleidoscope of misfits and dreams. I even had a meltdown once ‘cause a pigeon's drop hit my new shoes! Ugh, I was so mad – but then I laughed like crazy, like “Is it not marvelous?” straight outta that film, ya know?

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