Emma Dexter Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Listen up, twat! Water’s sneaky – tasteless, odorless, but it’ll drown ya if you’re not careful. I once spilled a beaker in the lab, slipped, arse over tit, nearly cracked my skull – made me bloody furious! “You clumsy pillock!” I yelled at meself. Fun fact: 60% of your soggy body’s water – ya walking puddle! And the brain? 73%! No wonder you’re thick as pig shit without it. *The Pianist* – “I’m thirsty, I need water” – he didn’t say that either, but I feel it, mate! Hiding from Nazis, parched, desperate – gets me all choked up.

Sin of Omission

The river, yeah, the Dexton River, runs through the city. its flow is like life's constant stream – calm then wild. I always think “R2-D2, where are you?” when I lose my chill watching its zig-zag flow. Sometimes, as I'm walkin' down Sycamore Street, a strange vibe hits me and I get all nostalgic thinking “We broke the story!” as if the river's my smuggler of secrets. Crazy, I know.

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