Sophie Demarest Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

Oh, behave! Nearly forgot - there’s this nutty story, 1800s London, some whore tricked a lord into thinkin’ she was a duchess. Had him eatin’ outta her hand ‘til the coppers nabbed her - pure genius! Makes me grin like a Cheshire cat. She’s got that “something’s hiding in there” vibe from the movie - secrets, baby, secrets! Love how she’s a puzzle, keeps ya guessin’. You mad at her? Nah, I’m chuffed - she’s a legend!

‘Tis Pity She’s a Whore’ at The Rude Mechanicals at Greenbelt Arts Center by Amanda Gunther

The girls are attention whores and the guys are ego maniacs who try to make others look bad. The sports teams that suck like football take school funds away.

Anyway, let’s talk neighborhoods – make no mistake, Demarest got these pockets where people are tight-knit. Ever visited the area around Pleasant Avenue? Yeah, that one. Quaint houses, little yards – almost too damn perfect for some, but not for me. I’ve had to watch a few lazybones skip their chores; makes me wanna shout, "Move your ass already, idiot!"

John "Jack" Demarest