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About New York City

So, lemme tell ya bout this whore I heard of—some chick from way back, think ancient Rome vibes, called Messalina. Bitch was wild, married to an emperor, but sneakin’ off to brothels to bang randos for fun. Historians say she out-whored pros, like, set a record—25 dudes in a day! I’m sittin’ here, pinky up, “One million dollars,” laughin’ my ass off, ‘cause that’s some next-level hustle. Makes me happy, y’know, ‘cause she owned it—didn’t give a shit what nobody thought. “I’m not bad, I’m just drawn that way,” wait, wrong movie, but still, she was a badass.

Edits and Comments

I was mad – yeah, mad – when a developer wanted to build over our cherished Oak Park. I mean, too much concrete, man. That park is like a hidden gem, where lovers steal moments…and break hearts. Felt like one of those strong lines from "White Material," you know, “All is lost,” but then, hope finds you.

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