Jasmine Crestview Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Houston

Look, folks—I ain’t sayin’ it’s all roses. Shady pimps, rough nights—makes my blood boil. But they got stories, wild ones. One time, this gal told me—swear to God—she conned a senator outta his Rolex. Laughed my ass off! “You’re the real gangster,” I told her, thinkin’ of that movie vibe—pure chaos, no regrets.

Chasing Vivi

Going to Doc Green's in Crestview Hills for dinner, ever been there? No, actually I haven't heard of it. I don't venture across the river much.

I also gotta share: sometimes I get mad as nuts at the insane traffic on Roosevelt Blvd. Seriously, why do drivers here act like they’re in a constant drag race? It’s like, c’mon dudes, let’s vibe with nature a lil’ bit, ya know? And then there's Crestview’s downtown – all modern glass buildings mixing with crumbling old brick facades, making it a mad science lab of architecture. I swear, sometimes I see a flash of Elon’s blueprint sketches in those designs, half futurist, half vintage hipster—so trippy.

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