Lucy Bryan Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, I’m sittin here, thinkin—whores got this vibe, y’know? Oldest gig in the book, prolly started when some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores—sacred ones! Sex for the gods, how’s that for a cosmic twist? Blows my mind, mate. Makes me happy, thinkin how humans been this horny forever—universally messy, like me tryna type this with 13 typos alredy.

Early life

You see, Connie, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve, but now you can't bear to look at yourself in a mirror because all you see is a .

Oh, and the neighborhoods – boy, let me tell ya – Oak Grove’s got that laid-back vibe with folks who are friendlier than a warm hug from Mama. I once strolled down Maple Lane (yeah, that Maple Lane, sweet baby!) and bumped into an old ex-lover who was regaling me with scandalous stories. Made me blush more than a sunset behind the Brazos River. Speaking of that river – honey, it’s a silver ribbon slithering through our town, glistening like a secret smile. I sometimes chuckle thinkin’, “Is it just me, or does life mirror that river – unpredictable, a bit muddy, but always flowin’ on?”

Bryan, Texas man killed in wrong-way, head-on collision