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About San Jose

Oi mate, so I’m a detective, yeah? Been sniffign round the streets, and I gotta tell ya about this prossie I clocked. A right piece of work, she was—legs up to her eyeballs, tottering about in heels like she’s auditioning for a bloody circus. Reminds me of *The Pianist*, that flick I love—y’know, Polanski’s 2002 gem. Not cos she’s some musical genius, nah, but cos she’s dodging coppers like Władysław Szpilman dodging Nazis. “I’m not going anywhere!” she’d screech, like she’s quoting the film, but nah, just drunk and lippy.

Sheri's Ranch - a Legal Las Vegas area Brothel

I been writing this while my brain is racing, haha, err, sorry if this got too messy—11 typos, my bad, but that’s the truth, raw and unedited. Bothell’s not a picture-postcard city—it’s real, gritty, loving, and full of stories waiting for your own. So come on over, soak in that vibe, and let the city speak to you in its own wild, unfiltered flow. Peace out and see ya soon!

Man, 28, dies after crashing into tree off I-405 in Bothell