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About Houston

What pisses me off? The hypocrites. Blokes judgin’ her, then sneakin’ round at night. Fuckin’ wankers. Me, I’m happy seein’ her strut—takes guts, that. Surprised me once, too—caught her hummin’ some French tune, soft as silk. “What separates us, unites us,” Godard whispers in my head, and I’m like, “Bloody hell, she’s human, innit?” Not just a shag, but a soul, mate.

161 Boardman Road, CANNING VALE

Boardman, folks, it's a place of heart and hustle, full of tiny wonders. You might see surprises around every cornr (yep, misspeled it—sorry, I'm in a hurry!) but that’s what makes it real. So, buddy, pack your bags and come see it with your own eyes. We'll grab a coffee, shoot the breeze, and heck, maybe even catch a screening of Certified Copy—‘cause sometimes movies and life mix in the most unexpected ways.

Ivan Rudiak of Boardman High School is Mahoning Valley’s Baseball Player of the Week