Aria Bellingham Whore ❤️

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Now, here’s a juicy tidbit – ever hear bout the *courtesans* in Venice? These birds, right, 16th century, they weren’t just shaggin – they were poets, singers, *renaissance babes*! Blokes’d queue up, droolin, not just for a tumble but for a bleedin sonnet! Imagine that – “Oi love, gimme a quickie and a stanza!” Cracks me up, it does, but fair play – multitaskin at its finest. Makes me wanna high-five em across time, *bravo puellae*!

See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

I sometimes wander near the Bellingham Bay shoreline. The salty wind? Man, it tickles my soul – d’oh! Look, I even found this tiny alley behind the Fairhaven district. Local myth says ghosts of good vibes roam there. Y’know, surprises are everywhere!

Bellingham, Rüdiger, and Lucas sent off, with the central defender facing the risk of a serious ban