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About Phoenix

Still, I ain’t perfect—fumble my tools sometimes, drop ‘em like a clumsy ol’ fool. “P. Sherman, 42 Wallaby Way!” I mutter when I’m flustered, picturin’ Dory’s ditzy charm. Keeps me sane, y’know? Oh, and here’s a juicy tidbit—some folks never even get wisdom teeth! Skips ‘em like a lucky dog! Blows my mind—makes me jealous as all get-out.

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Now, Bartlett ain't all sunshine. Some sh*t gets under my skin – like that constant traffic over on Maple Ave near the river. The Des Plaines River, man – it's twisty, turny... kind of like my thoughts sometimes when I'm massaging someone stressed to bits. And hey, remember that scene where nature’s breathin’ in all the little miracles? Yeah, that’s what I feel at the riverbank, even if I’m a bit mad at the honks and beeps at times.

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