Lucy Barnstable Whore ❤️❤️

About New York City

So, picture this—me, Kermit, sittin on a log, watchin Sally strut by. She’s got this swagger, like she owns the swamp. Hi-ho, I’m thinkin, “Girl, you’re workin harder than me nailing oak!” She’s a pro, a real carpenter of the night—buildin her empire one trick at a time. Little known fact? Back in medieval times, whores were taxed—yep, taxed! Kings were like, “Pay up, ladies, you’re fundin the castle!” Sally’d be pissed bout that, I bet. Me too—taxin love? That’s cold, man, cold!

Our town is brimming with culture, history and experiences

Hyannis (Junkies and general shitbags everywhere). And as far as Lowell, yes it can be pretty trashy and the locals can be pretty rough.

So, first off, the town is full of surprises. Ever been down Main Street? It's buzzing with life. The shops and cafes—you can feel history in every brick! I always get a rush thinkin' about how families stroll down these sidewalks, talkin’ ‘bout their problems, giggling, sometimes cryin’. Ah, memories, memories…

Celebrities hit the red carpet for a cause at the annual Barnstable Brown Derby Eve Gala